DeeJay
🐦(deejay) (will update when deejay cares) (maybe never) 🐦
You are not worthy of perceiving me if
British (Mola and Laura are exceptions they can stay)
Eat hot chip
Bisexual
Play prospector
easter
Likes dogs
YTTD FAN
Called pigeon flying rat (death sentence)
Muted music bot when I play mama mia (andy)
Call me "deegay" (slur)
play gayshit impact (also death sentence)
blue eyes
had a homestuck phase
had any phase (kinda cringe)
woman
have a carrrrrd
DeeJay
DeeJay. DeeJay discord is DeeJay#7797. Deej Idaho
Video games? Maybe.. .. ..
He/Him. Now.
The Team
Fear them
Places to run:
To a dead end
Just sit there and do nothing
In the shower with the door unlocked
Admit your failings and give in to death
Commonly Asked DeeJay Questions:
Q: What types of things do you procrastinate the most on?
A: Making this carrd
Q: What is socially acceptable today that you think won't be in 10 years?
A: Being female
Q: Who is your biggest kin?
A: DeeJay.
Q: What is your real name?
A: DeeJay.
Q: If you were required to have a job of some type but you didn't need the money from it to survive, what job would you choose?
A: I'd be the milk man who the husbands are afraid of but eventually I will date them and leave the wives in sorrow.
Q: What milky beverage do you gravitate to "DeeJay"?
A: 2%
Q: I clicked on this carrd because it is linked to your twitter and you said something that made me very mad on a thread but now I think I am love with you help?/??./!?1/
A: It happens
For more DeeJay QnAs you can contact me on my curious cat that totally isn't linked to my old twitter!!!!!
DeeJay's Kill List. The ever updating list of the people DeeJay wants to kill most. Could be considered a wishlist for legal reasons
Alice
Chihuahuas as a species
Miki
Tiny
Gin Ibushi
Gentlemon
Jesus Christ
John
Kissen
Jerimaiah from the 3rd grade
Char
The band "BTS"
Lucy
Kokichi Ouma
11 year olds who say they are a bottom
The people who make idol gacha games